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发表于 2016-4-30 13:07:41 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
儿子今年13岁,身高170CM体重140斤,在班里个子是最高的,为了促使他好好学习,我进行点拨:“如果你不努力学习,别人会说你是只长个子不长脑子的傻大个。”   

     

  儿子回答:“学校学北京专治白癜风的医院习好的没我个子高,有我高的没我学习好!”听他这言论,还挺知足的。   

     

  晚上我出去运动之时,常常对他做一番动员,劝说他出门活动,并告之:生命在于运动。   

     

  他回答:“乌龟、王八不爱运动不是照样活千年。既然没法瘦成一道闪电,北京治疗白癜风哪里医院好我就要胖成一道风景。”   

     

  听得我是瞠目结舌,不知如何回答。总之,费尽口舌也难得他出门运动一趟。   

     

  一大学同学把小孩练的毛笔字发到微信圈里,我把这字给儿子看,并大加赞叹年纪小小却能写出这么好的字。   

     

  儿子说:“别人家的孩子能拯救宇宙,自己家的孩子破铜烂铁。”   

 白癜风是怎样引起的    

  我答:“我这不是准备把你这块烂铁进行锻造嘛。”   

     

  他回答:“再怎么也炼不成金子。”   

     

  外面下雨了,有点凉,爱臭美的我在柜子里找裙子出来穿,儿子看见了说:“世界上有三种动物不怕冷。”   

     

  “哪三种?”   

     

  “南极的企鹅、北极的北极熊、还有女人。”有什么药可以治白癜风   

     

  我笑了,儿子说的没错,即便是寒冷的冬天也挡不住女性露胳膊露腿的爱美之心。   

     

  上次儿子问:“妈妈,你知道美羊羊是男的还是女的?”   

     

  “美雅,蜡笔小新的妈妈,当然是女的。”跟着儿子天天被动看动画片,各种动漫人物我早熟记于心了。   

     

  “你听错了,不是美雅,是美羊羊。”儿子回答。   

     

  《喜羊羊与灰太狼》共500多集,我已陪同儿子循环看了好几年了,人物、情节、老套的对话,我太熟悉了,美羊羊的头上总有漂亮的发夹,这么简单的问题也问我,我肯定确定加一定脱口而出:“是女的。”   

     

  “美羊羊是有角的,可是只有公的羊才有角,当初动漫创作人员都没有想到吧。”   

     

  “对啊……”我也根本没想这个问题,大概美羊羊是个伪娘?
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recently,hogan outlet online, Jiangsu fans often refer to a person,hogan outlet, that is, Guangzhou Hengda players Jiang Ning. His name is mentioned in the number of times, second only to have joined the Wu Xi. Last season with the Hengda sainty home court in the focus of the war. Although sainty players Jixiang 7 seconds lightning break, but came off the bench to Jiang Ning help Hengda equalized the score, but also shattered sainty won the Super League champions hope. Nevertheless, the Shuntian fan for the love of Jiang Ning or to a little more,hogan outlet, because the midfielder is Shuntian in urgent need of players. Ernst janning can play in midfield waist and the waist position, outstanding individual skills, team cooperation ability is also very strong and Ernst janning's age is young, belonging to the state and experience is the best.
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Wu Lei Genbao< p > although temporarily unable to disclose the specific name of future several signings target, but Jian Ren Gong told reporters that Shuntian signings is a direction, "you see the Wuxi, why we will sign him, he in fact also 89, 90 the dial, and Ji Xiang, sun they are a group of people, he to the team,air jordan pas cher, to be able to quickly integrate into the team, regardless of the field infield will quickly integrate into the team. Its cooperation so and we and all of a sudden, he signed for four years, this also means that we the importance of his, we put him as his own players treated the same, and he is willing to sign a four year deal, that is willing to take Jiangsu as their home, I think will work >
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although the successful introduction of Wu Xi, but for the coming year for AFC Champions League stadium sainty is not enough. Sainty club also admitted that now there are several target players are approached, but it is not convenient to disclose.
domestic media and fans are considered, Jiang Ning can only be regarded as the main substitute, it is indeed a pity. For this and Jiang Ning "gossip", sainty club chairman Jian Ren Gong told reporters that like Ernst janning is such a good player,scarpe hogan olympia, willing to sainty, we all welcome. "Jiang Ning can not to sainty, not is entirely up to us, and to see his contract with Evergrande, Evergrande and may not willing to let him go. We will respect the views of Hengda and Jiang Ning, if two conditions are allowed, we are hoping to introduce such a good player like him. And as long as he is willing to come, the other is good to talk about."
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: we have several goals sainty is
has been approached to halt the troops and wait Jiangsu Guoxin sainty, has recently become the focus of the club on the transfer market. After buying the Shenhua player Wu Xi in the high-profile, sainty and several target players still negotiate. Yesterday, the online article mentioned sainty signings in the first show, the Hengda players close to Jiang ning.
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